Buckerding - &*$#%F*#!!! of less atrocity
Rampleguard - &*$#%F*#!!! of more atrocity
Snookstory - deviousness!
Blemple - happiness
Gesundenhusten* – happy coughing, or the “bless you” of coughs [developed mainly by Mr. Rob F.]
Turaptcigashodpering [too RAP tea gosh odd PEAR ing] – please pass the pepper
Comple - lampshade
Guberdishnacher! – I am as silly as cherry pie on a camel. [Author's note: this is a genuine emotion i often have]
Yabluegeons [ia BLUE gins] - an exclamation of annoyance
Rouship [ROO ship] - a state of continued irritation with nearly everything
Ory [AW ree] - Something that is mildly obnoxious
Werearch [WEAR irk] - someone who needs to grow up. Use only for extreme cases
Owniscridge [OH nih scridg'] - The compulsive need to pick your nose
Frideak [frih DEEK] - fried zygomatic bone, considered a delicacy in some Iberian municipalities
Minich [MIN ick] - one of those constantly aroused persons; 2) An obnoxious ory [-see above.]
Radies [pronounced like 'rabies' with a 'd'] - cool, hip
Yablinte [yah BLIN tuh] - the heady taste of artichoke
Heisingough [HYZEN gow] - what a hippie smells like
Perturs [PURR turrs] - the shivery sensation one experiences when around their incredibly personally and otherwise sexually attractive high-school AP English 12 teacher
Ble [blEEAHH] - I'm tired
Pilfurn [PILL fern] - a heart-snatcher, usu. disliked by other marmots
Bootnont [BOOT naught] - that feeling of falling out of the back of a speeding semi
Monster=name
Moses=art teacher
Donkey=cicadas
Bill=girl
Goat=sister
*Alternately, Gesundencoffin.